russ@russtyzspoons.com
A "creative inspiration" some may say.....well actually nobody says that!
however he did create Russtyz Spoons and this silly webshite.
Known for talking the hind legs of a donkey and boring you to death, you will be pleased to know that he is employed as Russtyz Spoons Barman.
Sarcastic and sometimes insulting, all in jest of course. He says “I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.” he went on and on and on to say "don't ever be offended by me, just give it back and keep the banter rolling"
lisa@russtyzspoons.com
A "Wonderful Woman" some might say.....when paid heavily by her husband (hence the very low budget, Russtyz Spoons)
Seriously as they say behind every successful man is a great woman......"that's why I havent ever made it big yet"
Moving swiftly on... she is just like one of the lads and probably drinks more as well. Bubbly, Smiling and Funny she lightens up the Spoons team and keeps all the lads in check.... so she likes to think!
As Russtyz Spoons Head of finance you may notice, no alcohol behind the bar, no lighting and this is what make Russtyz Spoons the place to be!
stephen@russtyzspoons.com
A "little pocket rocket" of a man some might say....well actually, more like Pipsqueak, Smallfry, Dala ManWee Man, Widget Midget, Tiny Tim, Itty Bitty Booty, Shrimp Gimp...etc, etc
This lovable Shortie McShort Shorts of a guy is a fun, sarcastic, humerous little fella. This is why Stephen was made small head of Entertainment at Russtyz Spoons.
He loves to plan, though not great at it., he is ok if it is only a "small" plan.
This Stewart Little Benjamin Button looking mofo is one stand up guy.... I said stand up, damn I need to mend that hole in the floor! ohhh no he really is that small!
rob@russtyzspoons.com
A "flybe the seam of his pants type of guy" taking things how they come and shows no worries. This maybe because he suffers from ......oohhh what is it again .... I forget, ohh yeah where was I.... of course Alzheimers.
This Terry Tibbs looking homo.......damn thats not it.... ahhh.. mofo, yes Mofo, what was I saying??? Anyways.... unlike Stephen he hates plans and just likes to roll in and out with the tide, like a big poo!
His roll at Russtyz Spoons has not yet been decided as that means there needs to be a plan of what he is going to do. Truth is, implementing this would be a hard task as he will only forget what his roll is!