Contact
How to Contact Us
If you have any questionz about Russtyz Spoons, please contact us by
filling out the form below and we will get in touch with you short...ly.
filling out the form below and we will get in touch with you short...ly.
Did someone mention SHORT? .....Down it!
I shouldn't really mention short as this can offend some people of a..... you know... a smaller nature
Cough, cough..... STEPHEN, is our head of entertainment..... literally he is just a head!
Anywayz swift...ly moving on,
Ohh someone mention a swift one, don't mind if I do!
Youz can give us a call on
07917 462398,
we may not answer az we are possibly very drunk, but itz worth a try.
If howeverz we do and you can't quite hear us properly,
PLEASE DO NOT adjust your phone this is us slurring!
Speak SPOON, Take care now
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Where to Find Us
On the floor, sometimes face down in what can only be described as pea and carrot soup, where does that even come from????
Seriously if you want join us sometime just message us .....
and we will take great pleasure in declining your request!
"
ya names not down ya not coming in!
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Drinking Times
- Mon - Sun
- Appointment only