Testimonials
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What people think
“I have tried other bars in my time and I have to say this has to be the shittiest, but fun was had with the head of entertainment Stephen... well he's hung like a mouse!.”
Anita Whiteman, London
“If you are looking for a high quality bar, don't go here!
If however you like a good night with the entertainments guy, I highly recommend Russtyz Spoons, no compromise.”
Dick Hertz, Germany
“Great place with lots of alcohol and crap music, what more do you need when you have nothing else in your life to do. Only bad point was couldn't find any razor blades”
Sue A Sydal, Paris
“The first time I tried this place, I was like WTF it's a god damn shed! I was like fuck this shit I'm outty biatchs, but I had a couple of large ones and overall a great time was had, well what I can remember!”
E. Norma Stits, Houston